HALLOWEEN... SHORT STORY

SHORT STORY...
Britney Spears' Halloween wish...

She was sitting in front of the computer in her oversized T-shirt, checking the blogs and had the TV switched on to CNN. There was an itch in her hair at the very top of her head and she gave it a very good, satisfying scratch. She made a mental note to wash her hair later.
The reason Britney Spears was glued in front of the screens was because she wanted to know what the court outcome would be - nevermind that she had a splitting headache from partying all night the night before. Would she get the kids or K.Fed, she wondered. Sigh! How she wished she'd not met up with Kyoto Hilton the previous night.
"That dang Kyot, because of her I snorted so much drug, my head is still spinning," Britney thought to herself, forgeting that she had also downed two bottles of Hennessy that her newfound pals -- rapper Filthy Sense and some pale white guy called Erm-Mean-Man -- had bought at the new club in town called Mamba Vroom.
Dang, I wish the damn CNN would stop looping the news so much: I am fed of seeing myself so much on tv, she thought to herself. She felt she could understand now why public opinion was swaying against her! Dang bloody media!
Then, finally, the announcement came, and as the CNN newscaster started talking about her, Spears increased the volume.
"Although Spears' attorney argued strenuosly on her behalf," the reporter went on to say, just then, Spears thought to herself, "Didn't I fire that attorney? Dang, I must have forgotten!"
In her still hazy mind she remembered that she'd just about fired everyone else before that. Either that, of everyone dumped her. She could not remember which way things had unfolded.
Anyway, when she heard that K.Fed got custody of her two boys, she dramatically fell to her knees from her chair and raised her hands, with tears streaming down her cheeks and sobbingly screamed out:
"Oh, thank you God!"
Let that dang K.Fed deal with the boys, she'd decided. WIth the glare of the media light on him let the hypocrite sing and dance to public opinion glory!
Hahaha, she laughed like a diva would, and answered her ringing mobile, " Hey, hi Kyots! Yeah, thanks babes!..."

   
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