One of the worst fashion disasters walking the Earth, North Korea's Beloved Leader Kim Jong-Il, is MIA.
He missed North Korea's 60th annniversary bash and parade -- you know, military marching (in their rather fashionable feet stomping style!), military leaders vogue-ing on podium, military vehicles and weapons paraded proudly etc etc -- and the evil tongues of the world's media are wagging and hissing insanely about the status of his health. Some say Beloved Leader (that's what the North Koreans call him) has suffered a stroke. Others say, he has diabetes and a host of heart ailments. The North Koreans say Beloved Leader Kim Jong-Il isn't ill -- in fact, there is "no problem," they said, adding "not true" to claims that the fashion terrorist is ill. Or should that be IL?
Of, course the most evil tongue wagging -- and it has been wagging for quite while -- is Waseda University's North Korean expert Professor Toshimitsu Shigemura. This Japanese academic claims Beloved Leader Kim Jong-Il died in 2003 and look-alikes have been filling Beloved Leader's shoes.
Whatever the case might be, we have Team America: World Police, a 2004 puppet-animation film directed by South Park co-creator Trey Parker (the other co-creator is the aptly named Matt Stone). The side-splittingly anarchic Team America film has truly immortalized our Beloved Leader Kim Jong-Il, if you ask us.
THE BELOVED PHOTOS OF KIM JONG-IL ARE STILLS (NO, WE DIDN'T SAY STIFFS!!!) FROM TEAM AMERICA
The King and U
5 days ago
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