MARCH 8 GENERAL ELECTION - REDUX

I was closely watching the general elections as the results were announce late into the night of March 8. Even before the elections as I went about travelling in KLand PJ, I realised that on many of the campaign posters, the BN men were all portly and extremely well-fed looking (especially the MCA fatcats). The DAP and PKR boys meanwhile looked lean and trustworthy by comparison.

Then, on election night, as the winners and losers were announced -- those who won didn't have titles. In contrast, there were tons of Datuks and Datuk Seris and Tan Sris losing in their constituencies and it was obvious that these title-laden lads were all Barisan boys. The rakyat were obviously disgusted with the state of politics of the country where basic needs like safe roads (well lit, WITHOUT POTHOLES, well-thought out etc) and affordable living (fairly priced houses, well-built houses -- too many bastard developers were getting away with building and selling shitholes disguised as houses -- good garden areas within the house compounds, safe playgrounds for children and beautiful parks for everyone to get close to nature AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL SAFE FOOD -- low sugar content in drinks, no artificial colourings in as many food items as possible, no preservatives in veg/fruits and no hormones or chemicals in meat -- AND AFFORDABLE FOOD).

Anyway, the important thing for BN and the Opposition to know is that the rakyat do not necessarily embrace the agenda of the Opposition parties but desperately wanted to teach obnoxious keris-waving/temple-destroying types in BN that the rakyat were sick of the petty, intellectually-CHALLENGED people getting away with their little Napoleon antics.

Now, it is important for BN not to be a bitch about things and start screwing states being led by the Opposition gang. THIS WOULD SURELY WRITE THEIR FORTUNES ON WHAT THE OUTCOME OF THE NEXT GENERAL ELECTION WILL BE: COMPLETE LOSS!!!!!!!!

So, be sensible, and endear yourselves to the rakyat again, BN.

The swines who try to sabotage, lets say the Tourism activities in certain states -- should be given a public lashing. Who do these politicians think they are? Everyone is being financed by the tax payers money and no one has the right to deny any district or state of anything (I am willing to make an exception for Kelantan -- because I truly distrust PAS completely!).

The era of Mahathir-God complex where areas that voted for the opposition had bad roads and no street lighting etc as punishment ARE OVER.

GET OVER YOURSELVES ALL YOU POLITICIANS -- YOU ALL ARE THE PUBLIC'S SERVANTS AND WE JUST WANT YOU TO DO YOUR WORK AND MAKE EVERY ASPECT OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY ADMIRABLE -- FROM THE WASTE MANAGEMENT TO FOOD PRODUCTION, TO RESIDENTIAL DEVELOPMENT TO PRESERVATION OF NATURE WHERE IT IS CRUCIAL TO THE MANAGEMENT OF ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTANTS TO THE SAFETY OF ROAD USERS TO THE EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!

To the Opposition, I say, you have your ticket. Win people over. Always fight everything with logic and compassion. And if you prove yourselves, the next election will be a breeze.