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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

AVATAR -- movie review

MOVIE REVIEW

By FRANCIS DASS


AVATAR
Directed by James Cameron
Starring Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang, Michelle Rodriguez, Giovanni Ribisi, Dileep Rao, Joel Moore



When James Cameron accepted his Best Director Oscar for Titanic, he'd declared, "I am the king of the world!" That was eleven years ago!

Many writers and critics everywhere were shocked by his hubris. I had absolutely no problem with what he said. I loved his Terminator films, Aliens and, of course, Titanic. Never mind that his The Abyss was abysmal! He was a consummate filmmaker whose mastery of the technical aspects of making a film and storytelling expertise were second to none as far as I was concerned.

And, now, more than a decade after disappearing from the silver screen, he is back with Avatar.

All I can say is that, he has crafted a spellbinding film that works at so many levels that this is THE definitive event movie in a long, long time.

As all gamer boys and girls would already know by now, avatar in computer gamers' parlance roughly means a human player inhabiting the virtual shell of fantastical characters in computer games, role-palying anything from soldiers to warriors and sorcerers.

Of course, this being a James Cameron film, the director takes the whole virtual reincarnation game play to a whole new level.

The film is about Jake Sully (Sam Worthington), a soldier who has lost the use of his legs and, as fate would have it, ends up stepping into a world where he is recruited to explore another world in this futuristic sci-fi that blends live action and cutting-edge computer animation like you have never seen before.

The world Jake explores is an alien world called Pandora, inhabited by 10-foot tall blue aliens called the Na'vi. Funding the human exploration initiative is a bunch of heartless capitalists (a common theme in Cameron's films, as reflected in Aliens) who are determined to exploit Pandora for a priceless mineral that it possesses.

As the trailer for Avatar already made clear, a large mineral deposit is directly beneath the Hometree, an area that a group of these primitive but tough Na'vis call home. The "corporation" has already failed in its earlier negotiations (ploys which included offering colonialistic English lessons and the supply of medicines etc) with the blue natives to have them relocate so that the minerals can be mined for profit.

These diplomatic dialogues, intriguingly, were initiated with the help of scientific experiments where Na'vi clones were merged with human DNA and these lab-created Na'vi "vessels" are "piloted" by humans via some super sophisticated neuron networking devices. The three Na'vi bodies used by the humans are the avatars and the humans feel, see and experience everything that their avatars go through. Besides Jake, Dr Grace Augustine (Sigourney Weaver) and Norm Spellman (Joel Moore) are two scientists who have Na'vi avatars.

As is usual with corporations, time is money and time is exactly what they insists they do not have. These capitalists (represented by Giovanni Ribisi's Parker Selfridge) have guns for hire (led by Colonel Miles, played by Stephen Lang), and decide to take a hardline stance against the Na'vis reluctance to relocate.

This being a James Cameron film, things are not as they seem. Through the Na'vi avatars, the human pilots see life from the Na'vi people's benign and nature-loving perspective. And Jake especially connects with them.

But, before Jake reaches such a compassionate stage, as filmdom's dramatic device dictates, he is just a grunt for hire and in doing his soldierly duties, he feeds back intelligence to the corporation about whatever he learns about the Na'vi. Such information in the hands of the corporation, of course, spells doom for the alien species. Only thanks to the Na'vi-friendly Dr Grace's expert manoeuvering, Jake slowly begins to see and understand the fantastic relationship the Na'vis share with their land.

Into this bowl, writer-director Cameron throws the ingredients that include an interspecies romance, the already mentioned ruthless colonel, the heartless capitalist, a compassionate scientist and a courageous hero, and he sets the Hollywood Kitchen Aid mixer on an "are-you-insane" spin, resulting in a volatile mix of action an adventure. Simply unforgettable stuff!

As is his style, Cameron does not stinge when it comes to effects or details. Audiences are given a thorough sampling of the Na'vis' life philosophy, better than a National Geographic or Discovery channel programme ever could. Their oneness with the world they inhabit is mind-expanding and the way they are built to connect with everything around them is mind-blowing. Their love for nature is very Indian -- Red Indian as well as Asian Indian! (Indians on the subcontinent and in the global diaspora, as you would already know, revere animals and trees.)

The way the planet is organically linked is also impressive -- with roots of trees not only holding everything on and in the ground together but also stringing airborne chunks of Pandora's landmass in a state of connectedness.

The special effects in Avatar, needless to say are out of this world. Things that you or I could never have imagined are depicted in realistic three dimensionality on the screen. The plants, the animals, the terrain -- everything is exceptionally done, rendered and delivered. And these are not offered as quick glimpses but fully orchestrated and visually satiating scenes and sequences.

The way the story folds out is classic Cameron stuff: the premise is clearly laid out, the details are lucidly spelt out, the logic extremely sound and top quality performances are expertly harnessed from the actors.

The multilayered-relevance of this film (it could be a parable for the American invasion of Iraq for oil and Colonel Miles could double up for the Blackwater guards, or to cast your minds back a few centuries earlier in human history, it even reflects the European invasion and annihilation of the South American civilisations hundreds of years ago) makes Avatar perfect and resonant for the time we live in now.

Cameron poignantly delves into the many modes that the human mind works on: the desire for profit, the pursuit of materialsim, the need to defend the weak, the desire to be compassionate and maintain our humanity, the powerful intuitions to obey rules and to break rules.

Worthington is stellar as a soulful man and Weaver is a delight to watch. My favourite actress Michelle Rodriguez gives a memorable performance, as usual.

A visual wizard if there ever was one, the way Canada-born Cameron expertly alternates between reality and computer wizardry will come as no surprise to his ardent fans. His direction is flawless here.

At the end of this amazing work of silverscreen magic and art, you wonder whether you were actually James Cameron's avatar? Or, was the movie your avatar?"

Sunday, October 18, 2009

MOST POPULAR WEBSITES

HERE'S WHAT'S HOT ON THE INTERNET

My observations tell me that the most popular websites in the world now are: Facebook (for social networking -- everyone in the office has a window open to Facebook while working; and school kids are also on it, updating their friends on the latest news and views of their young lives); Yahoo (to check e-mails or to check what's new on the news front -- and judging from the Internet Messaging volume -- both kids and adults are on it in equal proportions!) AND YouTube (everyone is increasingly opening numerous YouTube windows to play songs that they like -- and they can either take a break from the work and watch the music videos or, as if often the case, have the tune playing in the background while they work).

And there you have the most popular websites and their uses.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

HAPPY DEEPAVALI EVERYONE!

Deepavali -- a sparkling Festival of Lights!

Deepavali is upon us again. It is a time when big bright eyes combined with bright smiles and generous hearts from our Hindu Malaysians beckon us into their homes and hearts to share in the festivities.

Traditionally, Deepavali is rooted in holy legends – there are a few, two of which are popular – but all of which deal with the lighting up of the beautiful clay oil lamps.

One tells of Rama, King of Ayodhya, defeating the evil Ravana. The other speaks of Lord Krishna defeating the demon Narakasura. In both, versions, the people of the land lit oil lamps to light the path of the victors during darkness so that the forces of good could find their way home easily.

In Malaysia, Hindus start the day by doing what generations of their forefathers have been doing for centuries, by taking oil baths at dawn, offering prayers (pooja) and then, as the day progresses, entertaining relatives and friends who have been invited to partake of delicacies and food in a celebratory spirit.

One little known fact amongst non-Hindus is that our friends who celebrate Deepavali also offer prayers to the goddess Lakshmi, who is the goddess of fortune and wealth – both material and spiritual. The wikipedia website beautifully describes her as “the Hindu goddess of wealth, prosperity, light, wisdom, fortune, fertility, generosity and courage, (as well as) the embodiment of beauty, grace and charm.”

And sure enough, these are the enchanting qualities that come to the fore as Deepavali is celebrated in Malaysia. Happy Deepavali everyone!

Monday, October 12, 2009

President Barack Obama's Nobel Peace Prize

I just can't understand the negative fuss about Barack Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize... the man is staggeringly inspiring and deserves it (although I think he should cool it with the waltz he constantly does with the media... the media ain't as great as the media makes itself out to be... it is full of flawed, petty, socially dysfunctional people!)

Saturday, October 03, 2009

DON'T GET RIPPED OFF AT THIS RESTAURANT!


For whatever reason, you happen to be at Jaya One's restaurant called Kissaten -- get the hell out of there as soon as you can. It is a rip off! Four people's food comes up to more than RM200!!! What do they think are they serving? Gold? Food of the gods? Don't bother wasting your money on really REALLY lousy food there!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

BEST ROCK SONG OF THE YEAR: I WANNA


I must say that the hottest rock song that I've heard so far this year has to be the All American Rejects song called "I Wanna".

What a lovely catchy tune! I WANNA indeed!

Photo credit: picture from http://www.whynotcoconut.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/1542.jpg

Taylor Swift soars!


Wow! I finally managed to catch the infamous MTV Video Music Awards show where Kanye West, in not so many words, told Taylor Swift that she did not deserve the Best Female Video.

After the revulsion and disgust at Kanye West's moronic behaviour (CNN actually showed clips of Kanye and his entourage swigging off a Hennessy bottle outside, before they made their way into the hall for the show) -- what absolutely surprised me was seeing Taylor Swift's song -- from the subway right up to the street.

It was a superb comeback-of-Taylor's-teen-spirit-kinda performance. She sang her heart out, danced and climbed up and down the seats in the subway train, clung on to the hand railings, ran up the steps and hopped onto the roof of a cab in superb style! She sang fantastically well -- despite all the running etc, her voice control was stunning. And she looked absoluetly beautiful in the read dress.

Seeing how Taylor kept her head up high -- it just makes you want to cheer her on, AND piss on Kanye!

Picture credit: photo from https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitXzk43GPAQs3KlM8JWq_Np7UaFTezsdH1ut59G9iSdYGpSj4hhPp95thMmoPiewKyCDIj7InKBJoLv0GvosrRh7-1AujvtggNkoK2FLD8HexcD1g3UgGmjFXmXqBRG7tQgUMalQ/s400/TAYLOR_SWIFT-FEARLESS.PNG

Monday, September 14, 2009

KANYE WEST IS A WANKER!


I have often said that Kanye West is a superbly talented singer-songwriter. AND HE IS indeed very talented.

But, he is also a bit of a wanker -- especially the unkind way he dissed Taylor Swift at the MTV Video Music Awards. He should not have taken the mike from her and made an absolutely motherfucking ass of himself! Now, audiences around the world hate him and the hatred is justifiable.

I happen to like Taylor Swift -- although I think a couple of her songs are lousy (especially the ones where the music videos show her playing the guitar -- her voice and lyrics are horrendous in two particular music videos, the names of the songs which escape me now!). I REALLY like her "You Belong with Me" song -- it is a very cute teeny song. It is the kind of song I would dedicate to a horrible little monster called 'H' who I happen to be very fond of!

Photo credit: picture from http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/13/kanye-west-steals-taylor_n_285198.html

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

MARIAH CAREY -- TRULY RULES WITH "OBSESSED"


All hail Mariah Carey! Mariah Carey is a diva above all other divas indeed.

Her new song, Obsessed is an amazing track that (again!) showcases her ability to laugh at herself and her fame (although we know she takes her fame very seriously!) while at the same time showcasing her sensational singing prowess! SHe truly sings like an angel.

Her music video oozes with class, and in the "Obsessed" music video she plays the diva and the stalker. The stalker, unfortunately, meets a very unfortunate "Final Destination" ending... but the sheer class of the music video production and the insanely infectious tune surely help the viewers reciver quickly from the stalker's untimely bussing, err, I meant to say, passing!

Photo credit: picture from http://ewmusicmix.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/6a00d8341bf6c153ef0115702637a1970c-800wi.jpg

Sunday, August 23, 2009

USAIN BOLT -- MY HERO!



I am an ardent fan of Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt. All indications point towards the fact that he is a one-of-a-kind human being and I am fascinated by the fact that he is humble in light of his superhuman feats on the track. This man certainly has his feet firmly on the ground!

Usain Bolt has, at present, broken his own 100m world record -- the time now stands at 9.58 seconds, thanks to his Berlin sprint.

Something tells me that this Jamaican hero of mine will bring the record down to its knees to below 9.5 seconds.

Here are some pictures of this athlete who has practically no body fat! An amazing human specimen who is grace in motion, if you ask me!

Oh, and this amazing human being just celebrated his 23rd birthday on August 21st! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY USAIN!

Photo credits: Pictures are from:
1. Full length of Usain Bolt from http://observers.france24.com/en/jo2008/content/20080817-usain-bolt-world-record-race
2. Close up shot from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Usain_Bolt_Olympics_cropped.jpg

Thursday, July 30, 2009

JON & KATE PLUS 8... BAH HUMBUG!!!!


I still remember very clearly the first time I saw the promotional trailers for Jon & Kate Plus 8, the 2007 reality television show: "GAWD SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE STERILISED THEM!"

The duo are highly unattractive people in every sense of the word and their parenting skills were so dubious that their families and friends should have had the good sense to have put the kids up for adoption the minute they were born.

Apparently, the new season of the show is all ready for broadcast -- and obviously the television stations are going to milk the fact that Jon & Kate have gone their separate ways. But obviusly not separate enough that the television cameras could miss the duo.

In the OMG website (http://omg.yahoo.com/news/tlc-viewers-will-see-jon-kate-date-others-when-show-returns/25864?nc), TLC president Eileen O'Neill, is reported to have read a statement about the reality show at Television Critics Associated Panel in Pasadena, California, saying, "Over the last four years and through 100 episodes, we've captured this remarkable family's entertaining chaos. Viewers fell in love and the show developed a passionate, loyal following. But this past spring, life intervened and the family's status changed. It was certainly something we never expected, nor planned to have happen. But this has resulted in unprecedented television."

At least everyone will be making pots of money, and the kids should be able to afford therapy when they grow up!

Photo credit: picture from http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/u1_GosselinJonKate(1).gif

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

ICE AGE: DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS


I finally managed to catch Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs and it turned out to be good fun. My favourite character, Scrat, was there with his insane obsession for the Acorn. Then into the picture comes a dastardly she-devil of a flying squirrel who also has her sights set on the Acorn. The scenes with Scrat and his paramour were delightful and the laughter excellent.

Oh ya... Sid the Sloth was there for good effect. The woolly mammoths were there also, having a baby. A couple of dinosaurs were also thrown in for good measure and the insane Buck also kept the laughter coming.

I saw this film in 3D -- and I can totally understand what the fuss was all about!

Next stop for me: G.I. Joe -- Rise of the Cobra

Picture credit: Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs image from http://blogs.theage.com.au/schembri/archives/2009/07/bruno_lays_wast.html

Thursday, July 23, 2009

AN EXCITING NEW TALENT -- EUGENE MCGUINNESS


24-year old British singer Eugene McGuinness is simply excellent as a singer. He has style and personality and sing songs with wonderful lyrics. The music videos for his songs are also rather excellent on the quirky side! His new song, "Wendy Wonders is simply superb!

Photo credit: this picture is from http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/huwstephens/galleries/1305/5/

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

THIS IS THE PICTURE OF A MAN'S FANTASY


If you could take a picture of a car enthusiast's fantasy, this is what it would look like!

Naturally, in case you didn't already know it, this is a picture of the Maserati GranTurismo S Automatic.

Photo credit: Picture is from http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/19/automobiles/autoreviews/19maserati.html?_r=1&ref=automobiles

Monday, July 20, 2009

HARRY POTTER'S NEW MOVIE: RATHER GOOD IS THE VERDICT!


I never thought much of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter books and even less of the horrible movies that were made of the teen sorcerer books.

But I must say that the latest chapter of the Harry Potter big screen adaptation is rather good! Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince ain;t half bad!

The direction of the film is rather good. The script is well thought out -- although Hermione gets the crappiest lines and scenes in the film!

Harry is growing to be a stronger lad, Ron takes centre stage with his highly comedic outing this time around and headmaster Dumbledore is aces. The special effects are good and best of all, director David Yates helms the film with a very sure and assured hand! It is a rather good film. Better than "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" any day, if you ask me!

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL


MICHAEL JACKSON: AUGUST 29, 1958 TO JUNE 25, 2009

The larger-than-life Michael Jackson had a memorial service unlike anything done before and the like of which will never be repeated again. He was a beautiful soul and a magical personality and it was a very classy memorial service indeed at Los Angeles' famed Staples Center!

The words of his friends were profound and meaningful (and all of around the world got a glimpse of what he was like in life) and the performances by artistes who paid tribute to him were powerful.

Photo credit: Michael Jackson picture from http://www.etonline.com/news/2009/07/76053/index.html
(Getty Images)

SAME MUSIC VIDEO EFFECTS IN LINKIN PARK'S "NEW DIVIDE" AND KANYE WEST'S "WELCOME TO HEARTBREAK"


Say, did any of you notice that music video to Linkin Park's latest single, "New Divide" features almost the same special effects we saw in Kanye West's "Welcome to Heartbreak" video a few months back?

Both are cool songs -- and the videos are visually spectacular and imaginative!



Photo credit: Linkin Park picture from http://hotandnerdy.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/hn-linkin-park-ema-nominati.jpg

Sunday, July 05, 2009

ICE AGE: Dawn of the Dinosaurs


Everyone knows that the real reason for seeing the Ice Age films (the filmmakers are into the third chapter now) has been that twitchy and nervous wreck Scrat!

Every other character in the Ice Age films (with the possible exception of Sid, voiced by the supremely talented John Leguizamo) were disposable.

Will the directors and producers have come to their senses and give us more of Scrat in this third instalment of this animated film? If they have come to such a realisation, will practice self-restraint and not ruin the Scrat character by going overboard in developing Scrat? That's the tough thing about discovering the real seceret of the Ice Age films' secret isn't it -- trying to maintain Scrat's small role and at the same time maintaining its integrity as an imbecilic AND single-mindedly acorn-obsessed animated character.

Photo credit: Image of Scrat from http://www.cartoonary.com/page/3/

THE TONIGHT SHOW: IS CONAN ANY GOOD?



Ok, Conan O'Brien has taken over Jay Leno's position on The Tonight Show. But is Conan any good?

All I can say is that Conan takes a bit of getting used to? He does try hard -- but it looks like sometimes he is trying too hard. Hosting The Tonight Show and interviewing celebrities does not come easily to him. It only shows that the writers he has on his show have not really tapped into the "feel" of the The Tonight Show.

Conan's New York "thang" is just not translating very well.

I do miss Jay Leno. I wonder how he is doing?


Photo credits:
1. Conan O'Brien picture from http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20281580,00.html
2. Jay Leno picture from http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20211733,00.html

Friday, July 03, 2009

MERCEDES C CLASS - EL SUPREMO


I don't know about you guys, but the more often I look at the Mercedes C Class cars on the road, the more I am beginning to fall in love with them. Design-wise, the C Class reeks of sophistication and class indeed.

The German carmaker Mercedes has got the design of the front end of the car close to perfection -- I only have a bit of a problem with the J-Lo proportioned behind of the car. The car is too wide at the back and this affects its visual power a wee bit somewhat, unfavourably! (Yes kiddies, in case you wondered: J-Lo has a massive, oversized backside! Very unappealing and very unattractive indeed!) In respect of behinds, cars' behinds I mean, BMW seems to have it right, as you can see from the 3201 series. (But the appeal of the BMW car has diminished in my eyes because of the type of people who drive it in Malaysia nowadays -- will talk more about that in another entry!)

A dream C Class would be a two-door coupe with a slimmed down behind. Now, that would be a car worth every penny indeed!

Photo credit: this photo of the Mercedes C300 Sport is from http://www.benzblogger.com/labels/C-Class.html